Tony Rom-Oh, NO.

If you know me- then you know that I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan.

I wear (pretty often) my silver star necklace and write up their record on my dry-erase board in my cube at work. (Along with the glorious and annoyingly long list of everyone they've managed to defeat this year.)

I love the Cowboys. I love Silver and Blue. I love Jason Witten, I love DeMarcus Ware... I looove Tony Romo.

Which is why he makes me so damn upset.

Tony Romo has been rumored to be dating Jessica Simpson. First of all, Jessica Simpson. Why, oh why? You cheated on Carrie Underwood (And I am REALLY pissed about that. Did she smash up your truck with a Louisville Slugger? I hope so.) and then were rumored to be seen with none other than Mega-Skank Britney Spears... Did you want to be a baby daddy?

And then you top it off with Jessica Simpson, who is *NOT* smarter than a 5th grader. Then again, if you watched the game at Texas Stadium last night... you might wonder if Tony is either. He took a couple of hits that might've jarred his brain enough to get on Jessica's level.

And what's more- they kept showing Jessica in the stands wearing her pink #9 jersey. Okay. I've distinctly gotten on the side of my female friends who vehemently rail against pink sports jerseys/etc. It's different for Bengals fans who are forced to wear orange and black and look like a halloween explosion- blue and silver are PRETTY colors. If you are going to "support" your man while he's playing, be decent enough to show up in his team colors!

But the worst part, the worst... was when one of my co-workers this morning said Tony's unremarkable (read: BAD) play in last night's game agaisnt the Eagles-whom the Cowboys have already defeated once this season, according to my list- was attributed to Jessica's mere presence in the stadium.

She went on to say that the Buffalo game (to which I had compared his performance in last night's game) was one that Carrie Underwood attended to watch him. She said that "People were saying he played badly cause his girlfriends were watching."

SERIOUSLY?!

Listen here, Romo- You are not in high school. You're not playing to a stadium of <500 people, and you get nervous cause the head cheerleader is your girl. You get PAID to play football. THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of people watch you play... EVERY SINGLE WEEK. You seriously cannot tell me that just because your pretty blonde girlfriend is sitting in the stadium (up in the freakin press box where you probably can't see her anyway) means you get so rattled you give up major plays.

Not that Terrell Owens (the biggest mouth in football- don't get pissed that I said that, Chad Johnson, your mouth's really big too, just not as big as TO's.) was helping. He couldn't have caught the ball if you'd given him a fishing net.

But seriously? If he plays like that every time one of his girlfriends shows up to a game? They're going to have to stop letting blonde pop stars into football stadiums. I don't remember Aikman ever blowing a game cause his lady showed up...

Pull your shit together, Romo!

Just because your name starts with a T, ends with a Y and is 4 letters long-- doesn't mean you're the greatest thing ever to hit the field in Dallas.

Troy must be so disappointed.