Congratulations, Taylor Swift.

I finally discovered something I hate MORE than you.

MICHIGAN DRIVERS. What the? They're even worse than Ohio drivers, which I didn't even think was POSSIBLE.

Actually, everything about driving in Michigan is insufferable, not just the drivers. Let's start with the potholes. I mean, they had to do a news story on how they're running out of patch for the potholes. Some of them aren't even repairable. SO... I should be home sometime tonight- UNLESS THE F*CKING ROAD SWALLOWS MY RENTAL CAR before I even get to the airport.

Well, if it's not a pothole- it's these weird entrance ramps from the left. OKAY WHAT?! What genius engineer thought of this plan to f*ck up the traffic patterns? Seriously, s/he probably went to Miami. So people are on another highway or something- going fast, but since they're going around a curve, probably NOT as fast as the people in the FAST LANE... RIGHT?!

So I'm driving down I-96 or whatever this is... and I'm in the fast lane, behind a whole bunch of people who are NOT passing, they're just driving in the fast lane- and slamming on their brakes. (DON'T EVEN LET ME GET STARTED ON THAT.) So I'm trying to navigate the melee... when a HUGE BUDGET RENTAL TRUCK comes merrrrging in from the left.

Ol' boy was FLYING- too. I had to slam on my brakes (in the rain, might I add) in order to avoid having my bumper share the space that his back right tire is taking up. He sees me and slams on his brakes too, and starts to swaaaay around in his lane until finally slowing down and switching into the lane next to me.

HOLY CRAP I ALMOST DIED.

I was so agitated and so upset, that I had to stop and get myself some dinner. I chose Applebee's. Trying to be good, I order one of the Weight Watchers meals off the menu... thinking it's chicken, potatoes and veggies- how bad can it be?

I am fairly certain that I have just consumed my entire week's worth of sodium in this meal. It's saltier than McDonald's french fries. It's saltier than Rhianna when Chris Brown went upside her head. OH SNAP!

And I'm sitting next to a Hillary Duff poster. F*ck today.